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Animal Kingdom Dad Farts Funny Father's Day Card

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Front Message: Animal Kingdom Dad Farts. Your handy guide to what animal dads do instead of say
"Pull my finger!" Bear: Breeze in the trees. Whoa, that was a real leaf-shaker! Rattlesnake: Short rattle burst. He who tattled it, rattled it!
Inside Message: Duck: Pond bubbles. I call that my "back quack". Elephant: Trust me. You'll know. Octopus: Inky and stinky. Wow...that was like 8 of them! Polar Bear: Sudden melting of ice cap where he's sitting. This is why we're endangered, Dad. Porpoise: Waves flipper furiously in front of nose. Oops. Wrong blowhole. Cheetah: For a couple of seconds, runs even faster. Cough, cough. Whale: Sudden gnarly wave. Thar she blows! Parakeet: Blames it on the parakeet in the little cage mirror. Seriously, Dad?
Hope your Father's Day doesn't stink.

Father's Day greeting card features embossed illustrations of animal dads and their children making funny fart jokes. Foil-accented lettering and glossy accents add a subtle shine to this rootin'-tootin' multi-panel card any human dad is sure to appreciate.
  • Father's Day greeting card features embossing, glossy accents and foil.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Extra postage required.
  • Card size: 5.75" W x 8.25" H
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