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Ancient Housewife Ritual Funny Birthday Card

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Pique their curiosity with this birthday card that displays the ancient rituals of the housewife—a rare creature from the 1950s. This funny card's inside message (uttered in a televised golf tournament whisper) is sure to remind the birthday girl that life, right now, is pretty good. Thanks, take-out!

  • Birthday greeting card features foil accents.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 5" W x 7.19" H