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Ancient Housewife Ritual Funny Birthday Card

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Inside Message: I don't know what she's doing either. Must be some kind of ancient housewife ritual.

Pique their curiosity with this birthday card that displays the ancient rituals of the housewife—a rare creature from the 1950s. This funny card's inside message (uttered in a televised golf tournament whisper) is sure to remind the birthday girl that life, right now, is pretty good. Thanks, take-out!
  • Birthday greeting card features foil accents.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 5" W x 7.19" H
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    Have bought this card before for several friends. We are at an age where we are tired of cooking for our families and have food delivered and dine out more.

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    Reviewed by: LINDA

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