Ancient Housewife Ritual Funny Birthday Card

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Inside Message: I don't know what she's doing either. Must be some kind of ancient housewife ritual.

Pique their curiosity with this birthday card that displays the ancient rituals of the housewife—a rare creature from the 1950s. This funny card's inside message (uttered in a televised golf tournament whisper) is sure to remind the birthday girl that life, right now, is pretty good. Thanks, take-out!
  • Birthday greeting card features foil accents.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card size: 5" W x 7.19" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Laughed Out Loud

    Hilarious card.

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    Reviewed by: Victoria

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Loved this!

    Bought this for a friend’s birthday who can probably remember the 50’s!

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    Reviewed by: Pam

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Yes I remember

    Great card and makes me smile

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    Reviewed by: NANCY

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Unique cards for every occasion

    This card was a perfect birthday card for my adult daughter because her gift was a Breville oven! It's hard to find birthday cards for adult daughters that aren't cloyingly sweet or overly sentimental, so this one was perfect! It actually doesn't even mention birthdays, so it could have multiple applications. Hallmark offers such a wide variety of greetings that you are sure to find just the right one!

    Bought for: Child

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    Reviewed by: LORRAINE

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Retro

    Have bought this card before for several friends. We are at an age where we are tired of cooking for our families and have food delivered and dine out more.

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    Reviewed by: LINDA

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