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All the Cards You Deserve Funny Christmas Card

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Front Message: I could never get you enough cards to wish you the merry Christmas you deserve…
Inside Message: But that won't stop me from trying!
Squirrel opening nutcracker inside: Hope you get just what you want this Christmas!
Moose and deer: Merry Christmoose and a Happy New Deer!
Sleigh: Know what it means when the sleigh speeds up?; inside: A reindeer farted. Hope your holiday is a gas!
Santa: When it comes to wishing you a Merry Christmas...; inside: Elf-rybody wants in on the act!
Cat in ugly sweater inside: Beware of Santa Claws! (And have a Merry Christmas.)
Bananas inside: That's the last time I let a monkey pick out your gift.
If you've been good all year, DO NOT open this card.; inside: AHA!

  • Christmas greeting card features a book-style design with mini cards inside that each display joke messages and merry wishes for the season.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • May require extra postage.
  • Card size: 5.75" W x 8.25" H
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