All-Star Sports Birthday Card With Mini Joke Cards

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Front Message: Have a winning birthday!
Inside Message: You're a slam dunk, you're a touchdown, you're a clutch home run! So make your birthday goal to have all-star fun!
Basketball card: Why did the chicken run onto the basketball court? Because the referee called a fowl. Where do the best basketball players in Europe come from? Swisherland. Know why cats can't play basketball? They keep throwing up airballs. What's a basketball player's favorite pastry? Turnovers. Know why kangaroos make great basketball players? They have an excellent jump shot.
Baseball card: What's a baseball player's favorite snack? Sliders. Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole second. Where do baseball players go in New York City? The Umpire State Building. Know why the hitter quit the baseball team? He wanted to strike out on his own. Why shouldn't giraffes play baseball? They can't play short.
Soccer card: Did you hear about the person who took a soccer test? He passed. Where do soccer players buy their shirts? New Jersey. What do you call it when a Brontosaurus gets a goal? A Dino-Score. How is soccer like eating mashed potatoes? You shouldn't use your hands. Why are soccer players so smart? They're always using their heads.
Football card: What did the football coach say when the gum ball machine broke? I want my quarter back! What do loud football players wear? Yell-mets. Know why poison ivy got penalized? For rashing the quarterback. Know what football players do when they go to the mountains on vacation? Hike. What do football-playing skunks wear? Smell-mets.

Birthday greeting card for kids features smiling sports ball characters with embossing, foil and glossy accents. Inside, a detachable set of four joke cards about football, basketball, baseball and soccer will keep them laughing all day.
  • Card includes four detachable joke cards. Carefully separate joke cards along perforated lines and let the laughs begin!
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Grandson Loved This Card!

    5 year old loves and plays soccer, and this card was perfect for any child who likes sports. He loves to tell jokes and this card provided him with some additional material to repeat…….over and over.

    Bought for: Grandchild

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    Reviewed by: SAMUEL

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great Grandson loved front of card rating of excellent five stars

    Since he was into sports really excited to receive a card showing pictures of all sports.

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    Reviewed by: marie

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    For a sports minded grandson

    This card was enjoyed by my grandson for his 8th birthday.

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    Reviewed by: JOY

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Bonus

    This cute card has an added bonus - mini joke cards. It is a fantastic buy with this fun addition.

    Bought for: Child

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    Reviewed by: Janet

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    A real winner

    My great-nephew is turning 11 and plays just about every sport he can find. He also loves to tell jokes. This card fits him perfectly.

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    Reviewed by: Mary

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great card

    My 9 year old loves sports and telling jokes so this was the perfect card. He said his favorite part of his birthday was telling his grandma these jokes!

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    Reviewed by: ARWEN

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