Inspirational Birthday Quotes
Everyone is the age of their heart.
-Guatemalan proverb To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
-Thomas B. Aldrich You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
-Les Brown Grow old with me the best is yet to come.
-Robert Browning If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.
-James A. Garfield Don't just count your years, make your years count.
-Ernest Meyers A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
-Unknown To me, fair friend, you never can be old,
For as you were when first your eye I eye'd,
Such seems your beauty still.
-William Shakespeare Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
-Garson Kanin
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Humorous Birthday Quotes
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
-John Glenn Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
-Unknown Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
-Bobby Kelton As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
-Sir Norman Wisdom Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
-Unknown Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
-Daniel Francois Esprit Auber The first hundred years are the hardest.
-Wilson Mizner Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
-Ogden Nash You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-Bob Hope You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.
-Arnold Palmer Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
-Anonymous Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
-Maurice Chevalier Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
-Billie Burke You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
-John Greier Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
-Charles M. Schultz The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-Lucille Ball
