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Add a smile to any birthday card by including an inspirational or humorous quote. Chances are one of these will be just right for someone you know.

Inspirational Birthday Quotes
Humorous Birthday Quotes

Inspirational Birthday Quotes

Everyone is the age of their heart.
-Guatemalan proverb

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
-Thomas B. Aldrich

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
-Les Brown

Grow old with me the best is yet to come.
-Robert Browning

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.
-James A. Garfield

Don't just count your years, make your years count.
-Ernest Meyers

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
-Unknown

To me, fair friend, you never can be old,
For as you were when first your eye I eye'd,
Such seems your beauty still.
-William Shakespeare

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
-Garson Kanin

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Humorous Birthday Quotes

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
-John Glenn

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
-Unknown

Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
-Bobby Kelton

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
-Sir Norman Wisdom

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
-Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
-Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

The first hundred years are the hardest.
-Wilson Mizner

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
-Ogden Nash

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.
-Arnold Palmer

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
-Anonymous

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
-Maurice Chevalier

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
-Billie Burke

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
-John Greier

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
-Charles M. Schultz

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-Lucille Ball