Welcome to Asteroid Andy's world.

Please make sure your hands are clean
and jetpacks are set on "idle." If you're a
time traveler, please remember to reset
your watches. It's 2 hours later here.
Also, if you normally breathe methane,
call ahead. We'll make sure to open a
window or something.

We'd love to hear from you,
especially if you have questions.
We LOOOOOVE questions. Only, not math.
We're not so good at math.