"I'm busy right now.
Can I ignore you later? "
"Don't bother me until I've had
my first twelve cups of coffee!"

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"My soul's had enough chicken soup
It wants some chocolate. "
"If each day is a gift, I'd like to know
where to return Mondays "

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"If you are looking for that one person
in every office who's always friendly
to everybody, keep looking. "
"My definition of 'computer chip' is
what is left after I sledge-hammer
the computer. "

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"I'm proud to be an American - and not
just for the hot dogs and apple pie. "
Blue Maxine Pattern

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