Midlife Crisis Soap, 6 oz.

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Smells like a motorcycle. Or a perm. Or a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up, and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm. If you're not quite ready to act on your midlife crisis (or you're in denial that you're currently having one), this Kumquat Tree-scented bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co. lets you live vicariously through the aroma.
  • On soap package: Soap for Midlife Crisis. Smells like a motorcycle. Or a perm. Or a food truck.
  • Soap scent: Kumquat Tree
  • Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerin, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.
  • 2.25" W x 3.5" H x 2.5" D
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