When You're Old Funny Birthday Card

Shoebox
Regular price $3.49
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Front Message

When you're old, / Your butt cheeks droop. / Your knees get stiff. / It's tough to poop! / You eat at four / To save a buck…

Inside Message

Good thing you're young, / 'Cause that would suck!

Happy Birthday

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Product Description

This is the card you send when you want to remind a younger friend of what's in store, only from Hallmark's Shoebox collection.
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  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H