Privileged Dad from the Cat

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Front Message

It's so good to have a dad like you... but you know what? It's even better for you to have a cat like me. Because every single day, Dad, I let you feed me and brush my hair off the couch. I sleep on your face. I show you my butt. And on the most special days, you clean my poop from the litter box. If you're not the luckiest guy in the whole wide world, well, I don't know who is.

Inside Message

Dad, I hope you realize that it's always been your privilege to serve me in these big and little ways. If you weren't my inferior but loyal subject, I would tell you that you're the best thing that ever happened to me. We both know I can't do that, right? I'm a freaking cat.

What I can do is wish you a very happy Father's Day filled with opportunities to pamper me, please me, and make my life better in every way. Because, Dad, I tolerate you. I really do. Not just on Father's Day, but always.

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Product Description

Even with all of the brush offs and sassiness, dad can't help but love his cat to pieces. This card is a reminder of how much the cat truly adores him right back.
  • Die-cut and emboss.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 4.5" W x 8.25" H