Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card
Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card
Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

Maxine™ Aging Is Like a Garage Sale Funny Birthday Card

Maxine™
Regular price $3.99
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Front Message: After a certain age, your body is like a garage sale.
Inside Message: Some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work, and some stuff you can't even identify.

Crack a friend or loved one up with this hilarious birthday card featuring sassy and snarky Maxine and her dog, Floyd. The Queen of Crabby declares that after a certain age, your body is like a garage sale— some stuff looks old, some stuff doesn't work and some stuff you can't even identify.
  • Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • 5" W x 7" H
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